Posts by Brother Apostate

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket]

Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

-Kingpin

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Favourite quotes from films.....

by fifi40 in

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i love this quote and often find myself using it on the kids and my dog.

it is from cats and dogs and james earl jones doing the voice over.

"not for you young puppy, for you the war is over".

Brother Apostate

"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."

-Robin Williams Live on Broadway

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Favourite quotes from films.....

by fifi40 in

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friends

i love this quote and often find myself using it on the kids and my dog.

it is from cats and dogs and james earl jones doing the voice over.

"not for you young puppy, for you the war is over".

Brother Apostate

"I'll build a machine so large I'll take over the world" - Simon Bar Sinister, The Underdog Show

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What do you enjoy about the forum?

by avidbiblereader in

what things do you enjoy about the forum?.

others make you feel like family here, that is a great thing.

it is fun to hear all the post and wisdom and jokes coming from everyone.

Brother Apostate

I like the different viewpoints of the vast majority of JWD posters who are able to have an open minded discussion, and share facts and opinions in a respectful manner.

Also, it’s well known that many come here to delight in posts from a few posters in particular. They always seem to have the "right" opinion on any given subject. I have always found it amazing that only on JWD can you find such a rare collection of 3 of the Earth’s most opinionated ~~Richard Craniums~~ self appointed subject matter experts, and that their opinions are always the "right" ones.

BA- Thanks for asking.

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Favourite quotes from films.....

by fifi40 in

jw
friends

i love this quote and often find myself using it on the kids and my dog.

it is from cats and dogs and james earl jones doing the voice over.

"not for you young puppy, for you the war is over".

Brother Apostate

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

- Dr. Evil, in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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If tomorrow never comes, any regrets??

by avidbiblereader in

if tomorrow never comes, do you have any unsettled regrets, anything you wish you would have done, any places to see or things to do, anybody you wanted to say something to and didn't?.

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abr.

Brother Apostate

It hadn’t occurred to me in my previous reply (probably because of my age), but there is another way to interpret the question:

If tomorrow never comes, any regrets?

So, after further consideration, here’s another answer:

Assuming tomorrow never comes, as the song "Forget Domani" explains:

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Forget-Domani-lyrics-Perry-Como/C0C92E52D7561B9748256AFD002203B4

Then, since tomorrow will be today when we actually get there, will I have any regrets?

The only regret I can think of is that I once again I forgot to plan ahead to get my prescription filled.

You see, you wouldn’t know it from my screen name, but my girlfriend (who is half my age) is a raving nympho. So, after one or two hours in the sack with her, after I’ve given her dozens of Os, I can finally enjoy mine.

On many days, she’ll chase me around until I’m ready and able to satisfy her again! You see, she rarely seems to be satisfied, unless I’ve satisfied her a hundred or more times everyday.

I must admit that, on occasion, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak:

"Keep watching and praying that you may not come into temptation; the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."- Mark 14:38

That’s where my prescription comes in handy.

So, yeah, on occasion, I regret that I have to make an emergency visit to the Doc to get a new viagra prescription, instead of planning ahead.

BA- Senior IC: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iron+cocksman

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Global Warming Hysteria

by metatron in

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http://cjunk.blogspot.com/2007/02/quacks-cranks-and-junk-science.html.

are global warming skeptics really just cranks?

i don't doubt that we are having some effect on .

Brother Apostate

Bingo.

It's natural phenomena- the hot/cool cycles on our planet are cyclical, man's impact is very small.

BA- Doesn't buy the hype.

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If tomorrow never comes, any regrets??

by avidbiblereader in

if tomorrow never comes, do you have any unsettled regrets, anything you wish you would have done, any places to see or things to do, anybody you wanted to say something to and didn't?.

.

abr.

Brother Apostate

Tough question.

At 106 years young, I certainly hope to never die. It hasn't happened yet, so who knows?

If tomorrow never came, It would mean that after death, I didn't immediately pass into the afterlife.

That would mean that I would be unconscious, so I would not be able to regret anything.

BA- So, no regrets (if tomorrow never came).